Doctor pick up lines

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, doctor
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
I am an organ donor, need anything?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, weird
I'll shock the socks off you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, funny
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
73.61 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, doctor
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