I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
I'll shock the socks off you.
I'm sick... of not having you on top of me.