Doctor pick up lines

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I came here looking for a little tail.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute, funny
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird, doctor
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, creepy, weird
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, doctor
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