Doctor pick up lines

If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
We are prepared for any rhythm.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? 'Cause you're making me breathless.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: biology, doctor, clean, corny
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, clean
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
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