I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I'll shock the socks off you.
I'm sick... of not having you on top of me.