Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?