Doctor pick up lines

You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, science, doctor
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I came here looking for a little tail.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, doctor
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute, funny
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