Doctor pick up lines

I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
I am an organ donor, need anything?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, weird
I'll shock the socks off you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, funny
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
73.61 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, doctor
Sit back and relax...I fix broken hearts.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Honey, you're so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
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