We are prepared for any rhythm.
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?