Doctor pick up lines

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
I'll shock the socks off you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, funny
Sit back and relax...I fix broken hearts.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, biology, clean
Honey, you're so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, doctor
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
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