I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
I'll shock the socks off you.
Sit back and relax...I fix broken hearts.
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
Honey, you're so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.