(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?