Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I'm used to staying up all night.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.