(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.