I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
You had me at ruff.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You must be my backyard. Because I really dig you.
You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
Your bark is contagious.