You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
It was love at first sniff.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
I don't bite you know...unless it's called for.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.