I don't bite you know...unless it's called for.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.