Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.