Lawyer pick up lines

How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, cute, cheesy
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I'll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
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