How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
I'll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.