Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
When I think of you, I become fully vested.
Is your estate subject to open?
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.