Lawyer pick up lines

Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
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Pick up line: lawyer, clean, cute, cheesy
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
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Pick up line: lawyer, inappropriate
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
When I think of you, I become fully vested.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
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