I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Is your estate subject to open?
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?