Lawyer pick up lines

You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
When I think of you, I become fully vested.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Let's adjourn to the bedroom.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
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