Lawyer pick up lines

Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
When I think of you, I become fully vested.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Let's adjourn to the bedroom.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
I'll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, clean
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