Lawyer pick up lines

I'll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, clean
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey baby! Do you have a lawyer? Cause you just stole my heart.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, cute
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