Lawyer pick up lines

I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, reverse
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, weird
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
When I think of you, I become fully vested.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Is your estate subject to open?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
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