You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!