Chemistry pick up lines

Chem students do it on the table periodically.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, funny
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, nerdy, dirty
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cheesy, corny, nerdy
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, chemistry, nerdy
We have great chemistry, let's do some biology.
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
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