Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Our relationship is like caesium...explosive.
Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
Hey girl, you must be low-density lipoprotein, because you stopped my heart.
This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6...dip your finger in it.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?