I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.