Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.