I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.