I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
Wanna see what I can do with this flute?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.