I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Do you have a permit for those guns?
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!