Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.