You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.