Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
How much woman can you handle?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?