You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?