Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
Wanna see what I can do with this flute?
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
Truth or dare?