If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Happy Alentine's Day...I'll give you the 'V' later.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Sexual talk, on the other hand, doesn't work—though many men continue to think so.
You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.