(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Do you have a permit for those guns?
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
Did you know you look good in short pants?