I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?