You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Do you have a permit for those guns?
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?