Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.