My taco would like to meat you.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
How much woman can you handle?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.