I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
Sexual talk, on the other hand, doesn't work—though many men continue to think so.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.