Pick up lines for girls

When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Sexual talk, on the other hand, doesn't work—though many men continue to think so.
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
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