My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.