I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?