If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?