I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy.
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
I'm horny as fuck. Are you ready to fix that?
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?