How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
I'd love to cook you the one thing I've learned how to make without ruining.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
Do you have a permit for those guns?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.