Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Sexual talk, on the other hand, doesn't work—though many men continue to think so.
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
They call me "The Truth," because quite frankly, people just can't handle me.