Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!