If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
Show me your Bankai, big boy.
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
They call me "The Truth," because quite frankly, people just can't handle me.
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.