Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
How much woman can you handle?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.