Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.