What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.