I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.