I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
How much woman can you handle?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.