I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
They call me "The Truth," because quite frankly, people just can't handle me.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
You look like my mom!
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?