I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Do these feel real to you?
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
You're so hot; a firefighter couldn't put you out.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.