There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
They call me "The Truth," because quite frankly, people just can't handle me.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.