You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
They call me "The Truth," because quite frankly, people just can't handle me.
Do these feel real to you?
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
You're so hot; a firefighter couldn't put you out.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!