That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
They call me "The Truth," because quite frankly, people just can't handle me.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
You look like my mom!
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.