Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home