I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.