Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Wanna see what I can do with this flute?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy.
My taco would like to meat you.