I'd love to cook you the one thing I've learned how to make without ruining.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.