Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
My taco would like to meat you.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.