I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?