Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?