Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?