You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?