Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Happy Alentine's Day...I'll give you the 'V' later.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.