Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...