I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.