I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
My taco would like to meat you.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Bubbles aren't the only thing I'm good at blowing.
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.