Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Wanna see what I can do with this flute?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
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