Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
Hey, you work out?
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.