My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Do you have a permit for those guns?
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?