I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You finger, I'll blow.
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
You're so hot; a firefighter couldn't put you out.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Do these feel real to you?