I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
I'd love to cook you the one thing I've learned how to make without ruining.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.