My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.