Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?