If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.