You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.