If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
I'd love to cook you the one thing I've learned how to make without ruining.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.