You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.