My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Boy: I think we should hook up!
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.