You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.