You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.