You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?