Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?