I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.