I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing