I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.