You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
I have a job for you, but it blows!
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.