Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!