I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.