Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.