You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.