We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?