You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.