Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?