If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.