I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!