Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going...
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Is your name "Swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!