Is your name Waldo? Cause someone like you is hard to find.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Hi, can I follow you home? Sorry oh, my parents told me to follow my dreams
Excuse me miss, what time is it? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.