You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.