Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.