Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.