Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.