Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.