Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!
Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.