(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!