Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!