(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?