I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
I think I love you – in that dress. Haha, caught myself.
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.