You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.