Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Hi, can I follow you home? Sorry oh, my parents told me to follow my dreams
Excuse me miss, what time is it? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.