It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!
Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.