You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going...
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Is your name "Swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.