Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?