I have a job for you, but it blows!
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!