You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Boy: I think we should hook up!
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?