I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going...
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry so that I wouldn't lose you.