Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.