Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
Claustrophobia is one of my fears, but I'd be in a tight space with you any time!
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.
Be my Lab Partner? We've got chemistry.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
Love is like destiny, it can be delayed but can never be denied, loving you is a fact I can never deny.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I'd always have an excuse to kiss you.