You're one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I'm gone.
If you were a volleyball girl, I'd wear your shirt in the off season.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
I am baking a cake but it tastes a little bitter. Why don't you stick your finger in it for extra sweetness?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you've just made my heart melt.
You're more perfect than the key of C.