If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
You are my API. I want to know everything about you.
We are programmed for each other baby!
If beauty was a sin, God would never forgive you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.