Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
I am baking a cake but it tastes a little bitter. Why don't you stick your finger in it for extra sweetness?
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
My love for you is like the universe...Never-ending!
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
Do you have some water? Because you set my heart on fire.