Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.