Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
Are you the dub to my step? Cause' I wub wub wub you.
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
You want to see my spaceship?
Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
Date me. If you've ever liked me, date me.
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.