Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
Claustrophobia is one of my fears, but I'd be in a tight space with you any time!
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Be my Lab Partner? We've got chemistry.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I'd always have an excuse to kiss you.