You're one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I'm gone.
If you were a volleyball girl, I'd wear your shirt in the off season.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
I am baking a cake but it tastes a little bitter. Why don't you stick your finger in it for extra sweetness?
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
My love for you is like the universe...Never-ending!
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!