Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
I'm a lion: Meow.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.