Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry so that I wouldn't lose you.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Excuse me miss, what time is it? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going...
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'