I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curve...
You may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. You may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to you but you'll always be special to me.
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.