Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
Your eyes are the sky, your lips are my sea, and your body is the land where I want to live.
Wanna come back to my room?...and see my 166mhz Pentium?
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?