Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
I have to say I come here a lot and I've never seen anyone as stunning as you here.
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.