What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm like 2% cute and 98% single.
Excuse me, my mouth hurts. Will you kiss it?
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?